"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
this episode messed my life up
My handsome baby finally has his eyes open! Can’t wait until I can scream, “THIS IS SPARTA!” to unsuspecting victims! :D
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
Rollin’ around at the speed of sound