anndruyan:

alkahestic:

introducing Suave Scientist Ed

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you

FMA LOOL

mr-unsmiley:

comic books 101

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

strawberrylullaby:

coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

Someone get tumblr user Pizza here, pronto. 

oldtobythewizard:

If your childhood cartoons aged with you.

endlssss:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

perfect picture

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.